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QuestionableStrategy

18th October 2009, 02:37

Go off and find another universe, or stage a bloody coup. Not sure which.

What would you do if I lead a bloody uprising against the regime of Tom206.

The Tommunist

18th October 2009, 02:50

crush it with pancakes

what would you do if i unleashed tryinids?

Phail

18th October 2009, 09:32

wonder what tyrinids were

what would you do if i secretly was Tzeentch

Baragash

18th October 2009, 10:56

Start calling you "Ron"

What would you do if you were tied to a chair and forced to watch The New Adventures of Superman 24/7?

ajrk32

18th October 2009, 15:36

Tip over and knock myself out.

What would you do if the pit filled with water?

edmundblack

18th October 2009, 17:54

Breaststroke.

What would you do if I removed all your blood and replaced it with treacle?

ajrk32

18th October 2009, 18:49

EAT IT!

what would you do if there was a chain saw massacre in texas?

Phail

18th October 2009, 21:07

wonder why anybody would want to go to texas with a chainsaw

what would you do if GW didnt exist?

sufferenceeturnal

20th October 2009, 12:13

Found GW

WWYDI the imperium was real and they came here

Baragash

20th October 2009, 12:17

Tell my subjects to bow down before me.

WWYDI Chuck Norris was angry with you?

edmundblack

20th October 2009, 12:36

Summon Bruce Lee to kick his ass.

What would you do if I tattooed every single one of these questions onto your body?

Baragash

20th October 2009, 12:58

Sit back and relax whilst you did it.

What would you do when you realised there are only enough questions to barely cover my manhood?

edmundblack

20th October 2009, 13:01

Put away the microscope I was using to find said manhood. :P

What would you do if I forced fed you pizza?

Baragash

20th October 2009, 13:03

Ask if it had anchovies on it.... (otherwise no force is required :P)

What would you do if I force fed you the same Pizza two days later?

Falcon-GT

20th October 2009, 13:26

I would ask you to put new anchovies on it (to cover the taste :smt016 )

What would you do if you only had a string of dental floss, a piece of gum and a bottle of beer to prevent the end of the world?

edmundblack

20th October 2009, 15:47

Have a drink, chew some gum and die well flossed and minty fresh.

What would you do if your computer turned to rubber?

Phail

20th October 2009, 16:03

cut it into small rubber pieces to throw at my classmates

what would you do if your manhood turned into rubber?

Enigmacookie

20th October 2009, 17:19

cut it into small rubber pieces to throw at my classmates

What would you do if
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edmundblack

20th October 2009, 17:46

*presses report button for freaking me the hell out*

:eek:

Words fail me ...

Phail

20th October 2009, 18:36

...

what would you do if that picture was your girlfriend

Falcon-GT

20th October 2009, 19:30

I would go blind instantly and would live happy ever after :smt004

What would you do if you actually had a girl friend? :mrgreen:

Phail

20th October 2009, 19:37

i do and she turned 18 yesterday so i think i'd punch you in the face :) nicely of course ;)

what would you do if i punched you in the face? :P

edmundblack

20th October 2009, 23:04

Pick all the bits of fruit out of my teeth.

What would you do if stripped you naked, oiled you up and threw you into the middle of a group of horny gay men?

ajrk32

21st October 2009, 02:32

Throw my shoes at them. and cover up and run.

What would you do if you were a horny gay man and a young (smexy) ajrk32 landed in front of you.

The Tommunist

21st October 2009, 05:01

take your wallet.

what would you do if i was king of the beavers

Phail

21st October 2009, 06:31

laugh at you for being endangered

what would you do if Stephen Hawking had an argument with a Dalek and you HAD to watch all of it?

edmundblack

21st October 2009, 10:13

Film it. It'd be a Youtube hit.

What would you do if your girlfriend said she was pregnant?

Phail

21st October 2009, 17:45

wonder how since we havent had sex yet

what would you do if your dad told you he was pregnant?

incubus

21st October 2009, 19:02

Scream like a little girl!

WWYDI you accidentally got a girl pregnant?

Phail

21st October 2009, 20:26

panic, panic, shit self, panic a bit more, then start thinking about it

what would you do if you woke up in bed with a dude?

rehdjac

21st October 2009, 20:44

Say, "Alright, where's my fifty bucks?"

WWYDI an invisible alligator lived under your bed?

Durandal

21st October 2009, 21:38

Hire an invisible crocodile to seduce it away.

WWYDI I took you hat?

Phail

22nd October 2009, 06:12

wonder why i had one in the first place

what would you do if i took you?

The Tommunist

22nd October 2009, 06:17

love it.

what would you do if i killed your dog

Phail

23rd October 2009, 18:17

kill YOU

what would you do if i flashed you

ajrk32

23rd October 2009, 19:30

be impressed

what would you do if there was hover car outside?

CruxTerminatus

23rd October 2009, 19:31

steal it and pick up chicks with my flying car.

What would you do if I replaced all your internal organs with baked potatoes?

ajrk32

23rd October 2009, 19:33

eat myself
wwydi you raelized to day is mole day?!?!
(6.022x10^23

Pygmy_Gr33n

23rd October 2009, 23:34

Kiss a mole and pretend I undestood why you wrote that equation.

WWYDI cheese could talk?

The Tommunist

24th October 2009, 00:00

talk back

what would you do if i raised an army of cheese and marched on Londen.

Durandal

24th October 2009, 07:08

talk back

what would you do if i raised an army of cheese and marched on Londen.
Call America.

WWYDI I was Emperor Palpatine?

incubus

25th October 2009, 20:42

Have Samuel Jackson kick your ass, wielding a most lethal Frank Oz.

WWYDI George Lucas made a new Star Wars film?

sufferenceeturnal

28th October 2009, 21:42

Cheer and streek through the blizzard here

wwydi George Lucas came to your house baring cheese cake

rehdjac

28th October 2009, 21:48

Kick the ever loving shit out of him yelling, "WHY? WHY?!!"

And then eat his fucking cake.

WWYDI Bill Gates slept at your house?

sufferenceeturnal

28th October 2009, 21:52

kill him in his sleep and steal his identity

wwydi Bill Gates was killed in his sleep?

incubus

11th November 2009, 18:55

Be thankful that I don't have any Microsoft stock, since they without a doubt plummet dramatically in the aftermath :)

WWYDI the world ended in 2012?

Phail

11th November 2009, 19:21

be thankful i won't die a virgin

what would you do if you died a virgin?

incubus

11th November 2009, 19:31

Nothing, since I would be dead :P

WWYDI Richard Branson died?

Phail

11th November 2009, 19:44

hope that my prices get reduced

what would you do if I died?

M'lady

11th November 2009, 20:21

Throw a dixieland parade in your honor.

You look up and see a UFO. What do you do?

Phail

11th November 2009, 21:05

wonder why an Unexpectadly Fat Oaf is about to sit on me

what would you do if you did what you would do if you didn't know what to do if you fell in an alligator pond

Honorius

12th November 2009, 16:05

Scream, then implode in confusion

WWYDI You were a soldier evacuating an enemy town from an allied airstike you have called, there is only one helicopter left to complete the evacuation but could only take two more people, but there are five people left. Out of these who would you choose?

A wounded Allied soldier in your squad, A heavily pregnant women with a baby, An old man with vital intelligence of the area, two childern who are brother and sister to each other, or A wounded enemy soldier.

Durandal

12th November 2009, 16:33

Dump the seats take em all, duh. Obvilously I am in an action movie

WWYDI Snapple was no longer made from the best stuff on Earth?

Phail

12th November 2009, 18:28

not really care :P

wwydi the boob thread AND the cleavage thread suddenly disappeared?!?

M'lady

16th November 2009, 00:03

(*sarcastically*) I would feel an emptiness in my heart that would never be healed.

WWYI if you found out Elvis was still alive?

Sgt.Garhak

16th November 2009, 01:55

Say WTF ....

Wwydi your best friend was a pawn of chaos?

The Tommunist

16th November 2009, 03:40

fry him with a bit of fish and chips

WWYDI i was a crab person

M'lady

16th November 2009, 04:15

Look for some Penicillin.

What would you do if a mechanical rhino ran through and demolished your bathroom?

Sgt.Garhak

16th November 2009, 07:09

Ask them if they enter to join the party...

Wwydi a giant killer wasp stung you..

edmundblack

16th November 2009, 22:27

Make a cup of tea and think about it rationally.

What would you do if a million slugs decided to sleep in your bed?

Durandal

16th November 2009, 22:37

Sleep on the couch.

What would you do with J'ohnz's Choco'os?

sufferenceeturnal

17th November 2009, 02:47

Tilt my head in puzzlement wondering what exactly it is

WWYDI The hottest girl in your opinion came up to you wanting sex but to get it you would have to Nuke a country of her choosing

Phail

17th November 2009, 06:44

do it, so long as it wasn't my country...

what would you do if you were in the middle of sex with the hottest girl imaginable and she turned into a spider/vampire/bat combo and started attacking you?

Sgt.Garhak

17th November 2009, 07:10

Finish the Jon and then pull out my I've sword of evil death, slay the biatch and get on with life.

WWYDI you walked in on your mum screwing your best mate?

edmundblack

17th November 2009, 09:15

Wonder why, after all these years, they'd both decide to be lesbians. Then leave, quickly.

What would you do if LoT came round to your house asking "what would you do if" type questions to you all day?

Sgt.Garhak

17th November 2009, 09:23

Ask him why.

WWYDI you found yourself in a warzonr with no friendly troopers, weapons, food, water or necessities in life?

Enigmacookie

17th November 2009, 12:00

Run naked as far as I could get, then turn of the game.

What would you do if suddenly and inexplicably every single human being on the planet black out for 137 seconds?

Sgt.Garhak

17th November 2009, 12:08

Wonder how everyone could be on the sane drugs.

Wwydi 40kforums had to close down?

Dark Lord Foamy

17th November 2009, 18:07

Go ah shame and carry on like normal

WWYDI if you got to spend a day with The Stig.

edmundblack

17th November 2009, 18:09

Learn how to drive like The Stig.

What would you do if the internet blew up?

rehdjac

17th November 2009, 18:25

Masturbate less. Fuck more. Become more ignorant, healthier.

WWYDI Santa Claus and Barack Obama were the same dude!? :eek:

Phail

17th November 2009, 19:26

laugh at the irony of a black man with an incredibly white beard

what would you do if i was andys evil twin brother?

sufferenceeturnal

19th November 2009, 16:03

Have a few beers with ya and paint the town with bullets

WWYDI the USA was getting invaded and you were holed up with two hot women and tones of ready to eat mexican food

Durandal

19th November 2009, 16:23

"Don't worry, babies, I'll be back. But right now *ties an american flag into a head band* I've got a country to save."

WWYDI your captain forgot to purge the heretic?

Sgt.Garhak

19th November 2009, 19:17

Invite them both over for dinner.

Wwydi the heretic was your captain?

edmundblack

19th November 2009, 21:55

Laugh at the impossibility of having a Heretic Grey Knight. :P

What would you do if the world ended yesterday but nobody told you?

Sgt.Garhak

20th November 2009, 02:11

Wonder why abbadon can never break out of the eye of terror...

WWYDI you had 15 minutes to live

edmundblack

20th November 2009, 12:39

Stop time.

What would you do if abbreviations were made illegal?

Liam

20th November 2009, 12:46

Jail

WWYDI if the best place to eat around here was work?

edmundblack

20th November 2009, 12:48

I work from home, so no worries. :P

What would you do if you went bungee jumping with some house bricks?

Liam

20th November 2009, 13:10

Die

WWYDI I died and couldn't post a WWYDI Question?

edmundblack

20th November 2009, 13:33

Dance a little jig? :P

What would you (yes, you) do if I decided that you'd be better off painted orange and purple?

Liam

20th November 2009, 15:41

Apply for a Job on the Simpsons

What would you do if the Sky really was falling?

Phail

20th November 2009, 16:10

dig. Fast.

what would you do if a man half your size called you a *@&!

edmundblack

20th November 2009, 16:11

Shrug it off - it doesn't matter.

What would you do if all your base are belong to me?

Baragash

20th November 2009, 16:30

Move in with you mate. ;)

What would you do if you achieved nothing today?

Phail

20th November 2009, 16:38

consider it a normal day :P

what would you do if the most beautiful girl imaginable walked into your room right now?

edmundblack

20th November 2009, 16:39

Be civil and ask her to dinner.

What would you do if the most handsome guy on earth walked into your room right now?

Sgt.Garhak

20th November 2009, 20:14

Look in the mirror.

Wwydi starbucks had to close down because they went broke?

Woggie_666

20th November 2009, 20:17

celebrate coz i hate tea and hve a happy feeling in that rejecting coffee i somehow helped

what would you do if bill gates offered you one million punds if you chopped off yoru weiner and gave it to him

edmundblack

20th November 2009, 20:55

Not accept. Some things are more important than money.

What would you do if I could grant all your wishes right now?

sufferenceeturnal

20th November 2009, 23:31

Then I guess i wouldnt be poor and i would have my own set of MkII armor and my own battle bardge and and and....

WWYDI the Empirium was real came to earth and offered "enlightenment" and then offered milk and cookies

incubus

20th November 2009, 23:48

Put both in a blender, make a cookie-smoothie and drink the whole thing.

WWYDI you actually had milk and cookies right now?

Pygmy_Gr33n

21st November 2009, 00:56

I wouldn't. :lol:

WWYDI I stole your molar?

Rockario

21st November 2009, 02:01

I'd ask for it back

WWYDI your keyboard exploded right now?

Sgt.Garhak

21st November 2009, 02:41

Laugh cause I'm on my phone... Then realize my iPhone is fcked and go on a rampage...

Wwydi you were forced to eat sushi for 3 years?