Ask a Stupid Question

[Thatfatguy]

This is called Ask a Stupid Question

essentially, the person above asks a question

the person below answer it stupidly

For example

P1: Q: Why can't I make money

P2: A:Because the pixies keep stealing it

Q: Why is the earth round?

P3: A: Because it's an intergalactic football

Q: Why do ducks quack


ETC ETC ETC

so then!

lets start :D


Q: Why is the sky blue?

[Rahveel]

because light refracts off of particles in our atmosphere, and due to the sun/earth angle, blue is what filters to us most of the day (apart from morning and night, when we get some red).

err....

I mean, because Bill gates programed it that way!

[Arateus]

Why kittens??
Cuz Pandr prohibits it.

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

Fail. Chain was broken. I'll start again.

Why do computers know what you type?



P.S. There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people, asking questions. :-|

[Carbonbass]

Because they monitor your every move. Sneaky bastards.


Why does a plane stay up?

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

Because it's afraid of the ground.

Why Is Colonel Sanders just a head?

[Carbonbass]

After being deemed a sorcerer due to the goodness of his chicken, his body was drawn, quartered, deep fried, then shipped to the far corners of the earth. Leaving only his head to watch out for our chicken. forever.

Why do ships sink?

[Cames99]

Becuase they're fat greedy ships. Slim ones dont sink.

Why does everyone hate one another

[edmundblack]

Because we're all arseholes.

What do birds, suddenly appear, every time, I am near?

[Cames99]

Because, just like me, you long to be, close to her. (Or something like that)

Why do we stick pencils up our noses and where underpants on our head?

[edmundblack]

Because this book is fukcing boring.

Why does LoT phail?

[defiler15]

because hes tau.

why am i attracted to EB?

[Ron]

Eldar Technology.

Why don't other CSM give a damn when Abbadon shows up to help them fight?

[edmundblack]

Because they are idiots.

Why cabbage?

[Ron]

Because cabbage>spinach.

[edmundblack]

Why did Ron forget to ask a question?

[Enigmacookie]

Because he's the lord of change. His question was transformed into an answer. In fact, the one thing he did forget to do was to answer.

Why does a waterfall?

[Ron]

Because there is no such thing as a waterrise.

Why can't Lords of Change, Masters of the Sorcerous Powers that they are, hinder other psykers?

[edmundblack]

Because they left their psychic hoods in their other armour.

Why platypus?

[Ron]

Because pusplaty sounds like something Pox regularly has for breakfast.

Why do the leaves turn red?

[edmundblack]

Because they are embarrassed by global warming.

Why not?

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

Cause Andy said so.

Why do people die?

[Zawicki]

Because they can

Why is Arizona so hot?

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

She isn't. Her sister is just ugly, so she looks good by comparison.

Why do birds sing?

[Zawicki]

They don't, they just make random noises

Why is music so awesome

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

Because...

...

I don't know...

Why don't I know?

[edmundblack]

Because you aren't an encyclopaedia.

Why is dyslexia such an annoying word to spell for a dyslexic?

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

Ened I Pexianl?

Why can't words come to life?

[Thatfatguy]

because they are letters

why is cheese yellow?

[Enigmacookie]

Because no one would eat pink cheese

Why so serious?

[Thatfatguy]

because laughter is boring

Why are trees green?

[Zawicki]

Because green is the color of life

Why are plants considered living?

[Enigmacookie]

Because they needed strong opposed factors in the game Plants Vs Zombies. As Zombies are considered to be dead/, plants needed to be defined as living - to opposed the un-living zombies.

How is sound made?

[Thatfatguy]

through a mouth

How is cheese?

[Zawicki]

depends on your taste buds

What is fire?

[Thatfatguy]

hot

what is hot?

[jthrevenge]

Me, and the mirror I'm looking at...
What makes purple?

[Mali32]

Elprup.


Why me?

[Ron]

Why not?

Why are SW so shiny?

[Mali32]

Are you allowed to answer with a question?


What is the meaning of life?

[assasin]

to eat the filling out of every oreo ever produced

what kind of person uses the expression "whats up floppycock"

seriously i herd that today :S

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

Floppycocks

Why is the word "poppycock" a word?

[jthrevenge]

Because someone had to cross the line.
Where's my money?

[Zawicki]

In your other pair of pants

Where do babies come from?

[Dark Lord Foamy]

Watford making babies since 1923bc.

Would happen if I attached a nuclear device to Pox and then detonated it?

[Zawicki]

A volcano would erupt somewhere in the ring of fire, releasing enough ash into the air to block the sun in certain areas of the world. This ash would then lower the temp of earth down. Therefore, global warming will be gone, and all of the scientist committed to finding a way to stop global warming will commit a mass suicide in the name of the god pox. The bodies would then become one giant entity known as the knew pox. This pox would then become president of the world and we would all become slaves.

Why did that take so long to type?

[Thatfatguy]

because your short

why is the world round?

[Ron]

Because it would be far to large squared.

Why does time fly when you have fun?

[Thatfatguy]

because walkin is boring

why?

[edmundblack]

Why not.

Cheese or tomato?

[Thatfatguy]

potato

Why do wood chucks chuck cheese?

[edmundblack]

Because Edward Woodward.

Pink or brown?

[Thatfatguy]

purple of course

Spaghetti or meatballs?

[edmundblack]

I'll spaghetti your meatballs pal! :evil:

:P

Custard?

[Mali32]

Fools gold.

Where is the shaving foam?

[edmundblack]

In your bottom. That was one hell of a party.

If Uranus was nearer, would we care?

[defiler15]

no because were too busy looking at your anus!

why do i sense pizza a mile away?

[edmundblack]

Because your nose is that long.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

[Ron]

Sheep that kick your ass when you come to shear them.

What would happen if WoW crashed and everyone's characters returned to lvl1?

[edmundblack]

Not care less. (not a player :P )

What would you if all you did were undone?

[Enigmacookie]

Ctrl-z

Ctrl-v?

[edmundblack]

Ctrl-o.

Make love, not war?

[Enigmacookie]

Damn straight!

What's 7 x 6 ?

[defiler15]

42.

what if you accidently the whole.....?

[Kilroy]

Then the half goes on a juggling spree

Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends?

[Thatfatguy]

because you don't exist!

why don't you exist?

[edmundblack]

Because I'm not his father.

If the underside of a tortoise was orange, would it taste lemony?

[Thatfatguy]

no, it would taste like star flavoured suns

What does a cheese grater sound like in the morning?

[edmundblack]

Rough.

If this forum dispensed coffee, would you be a dolphin?

[Thatfatguy]

No, I'd be a chinchilla

What would happen if we bred godzilla with a chinchilla

[edmundblack]

We'd get either a godchilla, or a chinzilla. The latter sounds like the punchline of a bad ethnic joke.

If the sky could fly, would it swim in treacle?

[Thatfatguy]

no, treacle would walk on sky

what would you do if your farted out pixies?

[edmundblack]

Get them to form a band.

What would you do if what you did caused what you didn't do to become real?

[Thatfatguy]

Fap

What would you do if you ate some cheese?

[edmundblack]

I would have eaten some cheese.

What would you do if you ate smegma?

[Thatfatguy]

become lister

What would you do If I became lister?

[edmundblack]

Wonder how you ended being the last human and god.

If the end justifies the means, what about the middle starfish?

[Thatfatguy]

it become the first starfish

what would you do If I ate a starfish?

[edmundblack]

Make sure it was a chocolate one.

If elephants were to rule the world, would there be space for the rhinos?

[Thatfatguy]

as the concubines

what would you do if you were a concubine?

[edmundblack]

Be damned good at it.

Is this a daft question?

[Thatfatguy]

no.

is this?

[Zawicki]

do you want it to be?

Why are there so many stupid questions in this thread

[Thatfatguy]

coz it is apple.

what is apple?

[PUFNSTUF]

a lame company...

[Kilroy]

No question?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a delicious tootsie pop?

[Thatfatguy]

none, you dip it in some water instead.

what is water?

[Kilroy]

Tootsie pop licks

Who wins in a cage match? Anne Frank with an axe or Helen Keller with a shotgun?

[Thatfatguy]

neither, tis wolverine coming in from the toaster

what is the angle of an equilateral circle?

[Kilroy]

Duck

If you scream SPAARTA! who will hear it?

[Thatfatguy]

a tree

if a tree falls in a forest, and lands on the lumberjack does he scream?

[Dark_Assassin]

Like a girl being railed.

What would you do if I killed you?

[Zawicki]

I'd die

What happens when you cross a platypus with a jellyfish?

[Ron]

Jellypus, Pox's personal condiment.

What would you do if you were as strong as Hancock?

[Kilroy]

Then I'd lift weights and become Uber buff.

Blork blork.... Blork blork blork?

[QuestionableStrategy]

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

[Thatfatguy]

then you answer the question aboe

what if you answered the question below?

[The Tommunist]

i would have answered a question

who am i

[Thatfatguy]

not god

who is god?

[The Tommunist]

SENOTH

who is tom?

[Thatfatguy]

The Grapist

who is the Grapest?

[edmundblack]

You.

Would you want to be groped by a mountain gorilla?

[Thatfatguy]

only if I can grope it back

would you like me to grope you?

[edmundblack]

No, you aren't my type.

Poke in the eye with a sharp stick, or a poke in the ass with a sharper stick?

[Ron]

Grab both sticks and put them in the respective places of the person who originally held them.

Cheese, Cake, or both?

[edmundblack]

Cheesecake! :D

Ron covered in chocolate or syrup?

[Thatfatguy]

both!

one or two?

[edmundblack]

Two. Twice as good as one.

Can whales play the piccolo?

[Thatfatguy]

no, but the can play the xylephone

if you can dance and they won't dance are they friends of mine?

[Kilroy]

Only if they safety dance.

What is the safety dance? Can you show me?

[edmundblack]

It's a dance, but very safe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg Like that. See?

Would you Vote: Kilroy if he was going for President of Tuvalu?

[Kilroy]

I know I would

What is Tuvalu%

[edmundblack]

It's a country (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuvalu)

How can 2 + 2 = 5?

[Kilroy]

Very easily if you live in the 4th dimension

How does one get to the 4th dimension?

[QuestionableStrategy]

Via Market st. or through trans-dimensional transportation which has as of yet to be invented.

Will you still respect me in the morning?

[Zawicki]

Only if you live in Russia

Would you Dance or Die?

[QuestionableStrategy]

Dance.

Are we humans, or are we Dancers?

[Kilroy]

All I know is my signs are vital and my hands are cold.
(My english teacher made us compare that song to mister magorium's wonder emporium >_<. She was crazy and I never want to hear that song again.)

How many woodpeckers should I toss to break a window?

[Zawicki]

None, you need a glasspecker

Is my awesome level over 9,000?

[Thatfatguy]

no, its under 9000

what is >9000?

[Kilroy]

"His" Powerlevel

How many vampires does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

[Thatfatguy]

none, they hate the light

what would yo do if youw ere a vampire?

[Kilroy]

I wouldn't sparkle

Don't you think sparkles are pretty?

[Zawicki]

No

Do you think that kilroy thinks that sparkles are pretty?

[Thatfatguy]

no

no?

[Kilroy]

INCORRECT!

How many ways are there to bow down to the magnificence of Marduk?

[Zawicki]

-1

Is no a question?

[Thatfatguy]

yes :D

Is sex the answer?

[Zawicki]

Only if you want it to be

Why can't we all just get along?

[QuestionableStrategy]

Cause your mom. That's why.

Was the number you were thinking '7'?

[Ron]

Yes, I was think that 6 was would never be scared of 7 because 7 8 9 is incorrect. Tzeentch kicks Nurgle's ass.

What does the master of the universe do to pass the time?

[QuestionableStrategy]

Use his see-anything master-of-the-universe powers to spy in on the woman's locker room of the Swedish Olympic Team.

Hey...the rash came back. I think you should get tested, right?

[Rahveel]

only if nurglings pop out.

what hapens if you microwave batteries?

[The Tommunist]

you die of zombies

should i marry a wolfhound?

[Ron]

Only if you want werewolves for kids.

Why can't some company remake The Lost Vikings vedio game? :(

[The Tommunist]

becuase its shit

why wont i die

[Kilroy]

Because you will, very slowly and painfully, as thousands of boxes of cap'n crunch crush your body.

[edmundblack]

Why didn't Kilroy ask a stupid question? :?

[QuestionableStrategy]

It has something to do with how his parents dropped him on his head.

How come waking up in the monring has to suck so hardcore?

[Thatfatguy]

because you wnt to bed in the morning as well

why did you go to bed in the chinese?

[QuestionableStrategy]

because my swahili translator busted.

Why did you get in bed with the Chinese?

[Thatfatguy]

because i can

why can I?

[QuestionableStrategy]

because you are an individual of quite limited moral fortitude, who's lineage comes from questionable parentage.

Why the crap do coffee shops use the weird cup sizings rather then just 'small' 'medium' and 'large'.

[defiler15]

so you can post this question.

why am i always hungry?

[QuestionableStrategy]

Tapeworms. All that Raccoon meat is lousy with 'em.

Didn't you boil the roadkill first like I said last time?

[Thatfatguy]

no, i ate it raw

Red or Blue?

[Kilroy]

Green, the only other choice.

How many wolverines can you juggle.

[Thatfatguy]

forty two

why forty two?

[isthatmycow]

because tghe computer said so.

Is that my cow?

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

Cow... you was supposed to say...
Because... IT IZ TEH ANSSER TOO LIFE, TEH ONIVERSSS, AND EVERYTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway,

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Why are people so fascinated with tongue twisters?

[QuestionableStrategy]

Because they sound funny.

Who really cares if people if chickens cross the road?

[Kilroy]

Your sentence makes no sense... Please try again... Call back later. Have a nice day

Why doesn't QuestionableStrategy's sentence make sense?

[QuestionableStrategy]

Because QuestionableStrategy has been enjoying his whiskey very much.

What kind of pills has Kilroy been downing?

[Kilroy]

The kind that make your worries go away! Pretty butterflies! :D

What is the stupidest question of them all?

[The Tommunist]

is kilroy smart :p

who is you?

[Zawicki]

you is me

Is me you?

[Kilroy]

No. You is you and me is me.

How many wombats does it take to dig a whole from Kentucky to Djibouti?

[The Tommunist]

alot

how much wood would a woodchucker chuck if a woodchucker could chuck wood

[QuestionableStrategy]

Such information is a tightly guarded secret, more so even then the truth behind the Kennedy Assassination.

Am I I?

[Thatfatguy]

no your you

are you a cheese?

[QuestionableStrategy]

Perhaps...I don't know.

are you a cheese? And if so, are you accompanied by a ham? I feel like eatin' me some ham and cheese.

[Thatfatguy]

no, i am accompanied by spam!

spam ham or ram?

[defiler15]

Pickle!

your mission is to not accept the mission. do you accept?

[Kilroy]

Obviously I might.

Do you have a jar of dirt?

[Zawicki]

No, I'm on a boat

Poseidon?

[ajrk32]

Dumbledore

is Tuna Sandwich for whales?

[defiler15]

maybe.

is dog sandwich for cthulu's?

[Kilroy]

No a Cthulu sandwich is for dogs.

How much for the magazine, diet coke and twinkies?

[defiler15]

your soul.

how much for killroys soul?

[Kilroy]

Its priceless

How much for the extra large condoms, and dump trucks?

[ajrk32]

Two Girls and One cup

How is the pen mightier than the lamp?

[Morior]

because pen is 3/5 of a penis! And I know what I would rather have down my pants <.<

Why does the moon have craters on it?

[defiler15]

because its made out of cheese!

why is morior so disappointing? :smt011

[Morior]

Because I havent been posting up more cleavage pictures?

Why is defiler disappointed with me? :(

[Ron]

Because he is just too scared of your avatar.

Why did my opponent have to focus fire on my Frost Kings unit and HQ today? :(

[defiler15]

because you are playing space wolves!

@ morior: i am joking morior i am not disapointed. but you could put some more cleavage pics :P

why are boobs so attractive?

[Kilroy]

Because they look like nostrils

Why does fire burn?

[Ron]

Because it would be weird if water burned instead.

Why shouldn't Rippers be allowed to eat objectives?

@:defiler15: It was only the Frost Kings unit/HQ that was SW, the rest was my Daemons.

[defiler15]

because that would be broken!

why are rippers so adorable?

@Ron: Wut?

[The Tommunist]

becasue they rip the hate out of you..


why do i smell bad?

[SonsOfStalingrad]

The mackrels that live in your pockets.

Why am I addicted to chocolate?

[Thatfatguy]

because tis goooood!

why is it good?

[ajrk32]

because it is Chocolate!

who discovered the world???

[QuestionableStrategy]

Leif Erickson after signing the Magna Carta on the twentieth anniversary of his toppling the Roman Empire single-handed.

Why am I so awesome?

[Kilroy]

Because your not... HARHARHAR...

Why isn't Questionablestrategy awesome?

[Thatfatguy]

because its questionable

what is the answer?

[QuestionableStrategy]

because.

Why is that the answer?

[Thatfatguy]

because

why because?

[Kilroy]

because

why because?

[QuestionableStrategy]

because because?

Why because^2?

[Kilroy]

HOT DOGS!

Hot dogs taste good.Why is this not a question?

[QuestionableStrategy]

Because the awesomeness of hot dogs cannot be disputed.

Why can their awesomeness not be disputed?

[ajrk32]

becasue they have 12.34 ways to eat them

how long is an hour?

[Kilroy]

Exactly 12 Quorthons in length

Do you use Quarxan time or human time?

[Zawicki]

I use awesome time

How awesome is time?

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

Not that awesome, tbh. :?

EDIT: Why did I almost forget a question?

[defiler15]

because I am inside your MIND!!!!!

How did i get here anyway?

[Thatfatguy]

a space ship

what is a space boat?

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

A squirrel wearing army fatigues.

Does Defiler deserve a tip?

[defiler15]

Yes!

Why are you here?

[Thatfatguy]

where?

where oh where in where is where when where is there!?

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

Here.

Is there a problem with that?

[Thatfatguy]

jar of dirt

whats in the ajr of dirt?

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

An ehart.

[defiler15]

^Fails horribly!

Why does pygmy_gr33n fail epicaly

[Thatfatguy]

because he is epic

and he fails!


why is green pox?

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

Um... Because?

Why is Pox green?

[Zawicki]

Because green is a nasty color.

What is gravity?

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

The Earth having Separation Anxiety.

Why do we find puppies so cute?

[The Tommunist]

because they taste like cute


why am i a monster

[Kilroy]

Because you're not. People just need to look beyond that monstrous exterior to see the big teddy bear inside

Are teh glomps teh Koopz?

[Zawicki]

No, teh Koopz are teh glomps.

What's teh koopz and teh glompz?

[ajrk32]

Bowzer

Why is there an add about a dating site next to where im typing on the screen??

[Zawicki]

Because you don't have ad block plus.

How awesome are add-ons for firefox?

[The Tommunist]

^maybe


could i wrestle a bear?

[Arateus]

No, It would maul you then teabag your entrails. Then eat you, And shit you back out on the blood stained ground.

If I could fly, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[ajrk32]

When the new DE codex is released

Who is 77% of 5% of 1.43 Joy ^ 666?

[Arateus]

Pox during mating season.

If x is pie what is x?

[ajrk32]

love

What is love?

[Thatfatguy]

pie

why is love pie?

[Kilroy]

Its a way of feelan'! Oh! Fuckin' love! Is a way of feeeeelan'!

Who can guess what song those lyrics are from?

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

Not me.

Why is Kilroy?

[ajrk32]

The greatest man on earth

Why so sad little boy?

[Pygmy_Gr33n]

The monkey took my grandma.

What will he do with her?

[QuestionableStrategy]

Things that are best not mentioned in mixed company.

What will you do with the taped incident?

[Thatfatguy]

tape it up and throw away the scissors

what is a box with no lid, hinges or lock, but inside, hides a treasure of the gold colour

[ajrk32]

EGG!

Whp is gollum?

[Zawicki]

Your mother!!!!

What does the color red look like?

[ajrk32]

blue

Why is the egg a world?

[Kilroy]

Because fart

Farts do smell go right?

[Zawicki]

supercalifragilisticexpealidocious

why life?

[Kilroy]

Because nobody is actually answering questions.

Why don't they answer the question with a slightly logical answer?

[Zawicki]

Because the question you asked made no sense, and I quote, "Farts do smell go right?". That doesn't make sense.

Do guns kill people, or do people kill people? Or does something entirely different kill people?

[Kilroy]

Zombies kill people, guns kill zombies

Can you juggle dwarves with your left hand?

[Zawicki]

Only on tuesday.

Can you drink a gallon of milk in under an hour without throwing up afterward, while listening to the opera?

[Kilroy]

If its anything by Wagner, than yes.

Who wins in a fight Meatloaf or Bruce Sprinsteen?

[Zawicki]

Meatloaf, if it is cooked by my mother.

Why is kilroy and I the only ones asking stupid questions right now?

[Kilroy]

Because all the english people are cuddled up in bed.

How many cheers for North America?

[Zawicki]

More than there are for England.

Why do we sleep?

[Kilroy]

Because if we don't the radioactive spider monsters will gurgle us, as we fall asleep running away from them.

Do spider monsters taste good? What about the radioactive ones?

[Zawicki]

They taste good with ketchup, everything tastes good with ketchup!

What is your favorite condiment?

[QuestionableStrategy]

Lately its been Red Taco Sauce, because its delicious!

What do you like on your eggs?

[daniel123]

many beautiful wommen

Whats 1+infinity

[Zawicki]

infinity and one.

What would the world be like without music?

[Thatfatguy]

boring

why is the sky green?

[Zawicki]

Because you have color issues.

Why do people consider nerds, geeks, etc. uncool?

[Thatfatguy]

because they secretly wanna be them

why would the chicken cross the highstreet?

[China]

So the chicken can die.

Where is Zombieland?

[Zawicki]

In my eyes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop?

[Thatfatguy]

one and a bite

why do dogs bark?