Transformers Erotica

[Artemis]

http://www.tfrid.com/fanfics/adult.html

[SV_Harlequin]

I'm not going to run that.

[Gojira014]

Makes you wonder how Artemis ran into this page, doesn't it?

[SV_Harlequin]

Makes you wonder how Artemis ran into this page, doesn't it?
I was going to say something but then thought better and thought of where the covnersation could turn so decided not to.

[Gkjester]

......

WTF?!!???

[Wardenhammer]

No, not really. I do not even begin to pretend what goes through Artemis's head.

If he likes stories about machines having sex with machines, well, that's his cup o' tea.

I am resisting the urge to scream "what the hell is wrong with you?"

[Expalphalog]

Transformers don't have genitals... So, how is that supposed to work?

And no, I will not click on the link to find out.

[TechnoMagi]

Right. Well. I'm confused and disoriented. Thanks for messing up my already messed up day. I'm gonna leave this thread now.

[Crimthaan]

Yah I'm gonna have to join the general reaction with..

W
T
F
?!?!??!?!

[']['Ritha][]

When I get really bored today I'll read some. Just so I can report on how good the writing is.

[Rifleman Lizard]

If this is real I dread to think what else people have turned into erotica.

[Artemis]

Well I was with Orky and he said something about "and offhand comment about a chick who wrote transformers erotica". And then he dared me to look it up.

[Gnomesbane]

yeah...I already had been shown a pic of someone who got some REALLY odd STD that makes your skin look like a sick combination of "The Thing" from Fantastic 4 and some KFC "chicken". NOT gonna click this one... :oops:

[Wardenhammer]

If this is real I dread to think what else people have turned into erotica.

I do recall someone once mentioned a story about a SoB trapped in a small room with a Slaneeshi tentacle beast...

[Rifleman Lizard]

If this is real I dread to think what else people have turned into erotica.

I do recall someone once mentioned a story about a SoB trapped in a small room with a Slaneeshi tentacle beast...

Tisk and boo. Whatever floats the battleship but that's odd to say the least.

[Wardenhammer]

hells GW encourages it..

Trapped demon getting dead things shoved up it's arse until it pukes..

Doubt me?

Go read the fluff of a WFB HellCannon.

[Rifleman Lizard]

No thanks.
GW encouraged it? :eek:

[Wardenhammer]

Hells, the WROTE it..

NOT as blunt as that..
the idea is that a deamon was trapped inside the warmachine and Chaos dwarves are filling the breech, at the rear of the thing, with bodies of the slain (or living)..

Now IF this cannon breaks loose from it's chains it MAY decide to go chasing after the nemy, it may just blow up, or it will EAT the Chaos Dwarves shoveling dead things up its arse..

Six breasted deamonettes? God of Pleasure?

You know damn well GW is run by horny nerds..

[Radar Knight]

Mine EYES!

THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

[Wardenhammer]

Mine EYES!

THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

NOW.. NOW ye know why we are the 40kforums, not just another fansite! Nay, our levels of depravity know no bounds, the eating of babies, the sexing of autobots, the buggering of demon cannons, and the perversity of wastes! Swear your fealty to us, or we will melt your brains!!!

gaaahhhhhh..

*it was "Kick the Mod in the nads until the eyes glow red" night at the Mod tower. Danzig had cleats on*

[mephiston_2k]

I guess with transformers theres always the exhaust pipes....I've head of some blokes liking their cars that little too much!

[Major Tom]

If this is real I dread to think what else people have turned into erotica.

You're new to the internet, aren't you?

[Havoc]

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h222/Havoc_06/SPOCK-WTF.gif

[Snake Eyes]

I don't dare click into that. Or at least delve into it.

[Gojira014]

[quote="Warlock Chris":1mxukge9]If this is real I dread to think what else people have turned into erotica.

You're new to the internet, aren't you?[/quote:1mxukge9]

I'm sure that someone on this planet is writing 40kforums erotica right now. Yeah.

[Artemis]

I'm sure that someone on this planet is writing 40kforums erotica right now. Yeah.
And then gojira cradled spruecutter in his strong, manly arms.

"No one will hurt you anymore," He said in a calm soothing voice

"I guess I'm ready to love again," sprue replied.

They gripped eachother tightly and shared a long passionate kiss. At first gojira's roving hands were cause for alarm for Sprue, but soon, it felt good.

[warrenstorm]

NOW.. NOW ye know why we are the 40kforums, not just another fansite! Nay, our levels of depravity know no bounds, the eating of babies, the sexing of autobots, the buggering of demon cannons, and the perversity of wastes! Swear your fealty to us, or we will melt your brains!!!
Going in my sig

[Gojira014]

Artemis... I don't know what to say. But in a bad way.

[The Grand Beef]

The Transformers rock, I totally clicked that porn link.

Thats out of control!

Some highlights:

"Her fuel pump skipped a beat as she gazed into his optics."

"He loved taking a well-formed $@&% up his recharge port!"

"Reacting to the kiss, she let her pincers scrape down his back, leaving trails of energon in their wake."

""Beast mode." ( :eek: )

My personal favorite: "His pleasure interface was so massive, she feared that it might damage her complementing access port."

I think this Transformers fanfic is all the result when extreme hornyness, childhood nostalgia and drugs all come together in someone who thinks they have the ability to write.

But, you know...whatever. To each their own.

~Beefy

[Gkjester]

That was an amazing review of that reading.

Thankfully, I stopped reading before they got to the recharge ports.

[Wardenhammer]

[quote="Warlock Chris":rhfevruo]If this is real I dread to think what else people have turned into erotica.

You're new to the internet, aren't you?[/quote:rhfevruo]

"The internet is for porn"

And be honest, who hasn't thought a SoB would look damn good in bondage gear?

[Andon]

Not the GW modelers, at least. Repentia, anyone?

[Wardenhammer]

Not the GW modelers, at least. Repentia, anyone?

Bah, tie her down to a leather bench and I'll show her the "Might of the Imperium".. :twisted:

[Flyinfart]

I'm sure that someone on this planet is writing 40kforums erotica right now. Yeah.
And then gojira cradled spruecutter in his strong, manly arms.

"No one will hurt you anymore," He said in a calm soothing voice

"I guess I'm ready to love again," sprue replied.

They gripped eachother tightly and shared a long passionate kiss. At first gojira's roving hands were cause for alarm for Sprue, but soon, it felt good.

I would put this in my sig... but I think its to long to add..

[Wardenhammer]

y'know,

I know what Gojira looks like, and I know what sprue looks like..

I know who would be the bitch in that relationship..

besides, sprue has bannock butt.

[yWizePapaSmurfy]

The Warden condones of man-love for once? :twisted:

Naw, must be that coffee still in your nose.

[jedihobbit]

and i though my day couldn't be f***ed up anymore than it already was......yeah i was wrong.......what's next "Sob locked in a room with a bunch of horny orks???" some people have WAY, WAY to much time on their hands........i will never sleep again.

[Snake Eyes]

I'm sure that someone on this planet is writing 40kforums erotica right now. Yeah.
And then gojira cradled spruecutter in his strong, manly arms.

"No one will hurt you anymore," He said in a calm soothing voice

"I guess I'm ready to love again," sprue replied.

They gripped eachother tightly and shared a long passionate kiss. At first gojira's roving hands were cause for alarm for Sprue, but soon, it felt good.

I would put this in my sig... but I think its to long to add..

I would too but, as you said, probably too long. :D

[Nivlac]

Has any one seen the go bot sex on you tube?

[jedihobbit]

Has any one seen the go bot sex on you tube?

for the love of all things holy DON'T POST A LINK!! with that kind i fuel these wackos could keep going for days, weeks even YEARS!!!

[Angelofblades]

I could have died happy not knowing this....dam you

[EnderIII]

Rule 34:
If it exists...theres porn for it.

[spruecutter]

now that's good fanfic!

[Mehrunes Dagon]

What law protects these kind of people???

[Pox]

this is in same ways worse then jar jar binks porn.

[kaput]

Horribly curious on how the hell it worked, I went ahead and read a page.

My only reaction was a good old, gralph-style:

http://agategal.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/wtf.gif

[Mehrunes Dagon]

Pox, did you just say Jar Jar Binks porn?
Maybe I should realise my dream of abandoning civilization to live a quiet life in the forests with the local cultists. (I'm not kidding here).

[Zso Sahaal]

Mine EYES!

THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!

NOW.. NOW ye know why we are the 40kforums, not just another fansite! Nay, our levels of depravity know no bounds, the eating of babies, the sexing of autobots, the buggering of demon cannons, and the perversity of wastes! Swear your fealty to us, or we will melt your brains!!!

gaaahhhhhh..

*it was "Kick the Mod in the nads until the eyes glow red" night at the Mod tower. Danzig had cleats on*

Quoted for AWSOMENESS

[Artemis]

I have now read all of them... hooray boredem.

[MasterDRD]

YES!!!!!!!! Super lolzacakes for everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I found it... I finally found it...
The source of the most memorable warden quote EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOO!

[Duncan21]

*shudders in fear*

[YamiJoey]

"Interface"
Heh
"In teh face!"

xD

That's the funniest piece of porn, ever! lol

YJ

[sylphin]

holy crap theres loads of it!!

[sylphin]

i read like one line and had to close it, things like that should be left alone!

[sylphin]

ah yes, but is there sisters of battle porn? now that would be something!