The losing list

[Angelofblades]

So here's the challenge.

Write a list that's meant to loose.

[Phail]

points? would help lol

[Angelofblades]

points? would help lol

Ah this is true

1500 pts

[Phail]

ok i'll give it a go in a bit

[Tarion'Maseth]

1500 points:

Farseer, all upgrades save MindWar @228
Farseer, all upgrades save MindWar @228

20 Storm Guardians @160
20 Storm Guardians @160
20 Storm Guardians @160
20 Storm Guardians @160
20 Storm Guardians @160
20 Storm Guardians @160

Got a few points to spare. Anyway, the reasons this list loses - Mediocre combat abilities, nearly zero shooting abilities. Taken a load of specialist units, and removed their speciality (No Warlock means no cover save, no initiative boost. No special weapons is a great crippler too)

Anything with anti-troop weaponry can take this down, and the list can barely scratch even light tanks.

[MGRockwell]

Emperor's Champion (Uphold the Honour) - 100
Master of Sanctity (Thunder hammer, Bolter, Artificer armour, Auspex, Bionics, Combat Shield, Frag Grenades, Krak Grenades, Master-crafted weapon, Melta bombs, Teleport homer) - 201
Master of Sanctity (Thunder hammer, Bolter, Artificer armour, Auspex, Bionics, Combat Shield, Frag Grenades, Krak Grenades, Master-crafted weapon, Melta bombs, Teleport homer) - 201

5 Initiates (Powerfist, Plasma cannon, Meltagun, Crusader seals, Frag grenades, Krak grenades) - 150
5 Initiates (Powerfist, Plasma cannon, Meltagun, Crusader seals, Frag grenades, Krak grenades) - 150

Predator Annihilator (Heavy bolter sponsons, Dozer blade, Extra armour, Storm bolter, PotMS, Searchlight, Smoke launchers) - 184
Predator Annihilator (Heavy bolter sponsons, Dozer blade, Extra armour, Storm bolter, PotMS, Searchlight, Smoke launchers) - 184
Predator Annihilator (Heavy bolter sponsons, Dozer blade, Extra armour, Storm bolter, PotMS, Searchlight, Smoke launchers) - 184

5 Sword Brethren (Lightning claws, Plasma gun, Frag grenades, Krak grenades, Tank hunters) - 145

Total: 1499

[Ron]

Necrons:
Nightbringer(360)

10x Pariah(360)

10x Warriors(180)
10x Warriors(180)

3xScarab swarms (36 Points)

3xTombspyders w/ Partical projectors(165)
2xTombspyders w/ Partical projectors(110)
2xTombspyders w/ Partical projectors(110)

1,501 points

CSM: (I was going to load up on spawn, but I remembered that LDs need an Icon to show up. :lol: )
Chaos Lord(90)

10xCSM(150 Points)
10xCSM(150 Points)
15xLesser Daemons(195)
10xLesser Daemons(130)
10xLesser Daemons(130)
10xLesser Daemons(130)
10xLesser Daemons(130)
10xLesser Daemons(130)
10xLesser Daemons(130)
10xLesser Daemons(130)

1495 Points (Add a personal icon to the lord if you want a slight chance of lasting more than 2 turns).

[Fce Cmmr Sangre]

Any list I've ever ran with.

[Phail]

Ron wins with chaos

[Ron]

Ron wins with chaos
I win at losing. :mrgreen:

[Phail]

Ron wins with chaos
I win at losing. :mrgreen:

whoa nearly stealin my title there boi back off! hehe

[I-BS]

HQ: Ordo Malleus Inquisitor Lord (Banishment, Destroy Demon, Holy Relic, Force Weapon, Teleport Homor, Consecrated Scrolls, Sacred Incense)
Ret: Familiar, 3x Hierophant, 3x Mystic, 3x Sage
--> 258

Elite: Ordo Malleus Inquisitor (Banishment, Destroy Demon, Emperors Tarot, Force Weapon, Teleport Homor, Consecrated Scrolls, Sacred Incense, Purity Seals, Bionics)
Ret: Familiar, 3x Hierophant, 2x Mystic, 3x Sage
-> 227

Elite: Ordo Malleus Inquisitor (Banishment, Destroy Demon, Emperors Tarot, Force Weapon, Teleport Homor, Consecrated Scrolls, Sacred Incense, Purity Seals, Bionics)
Ret: Familiar, 3x Hierophant, 2x Mystic, 3x Sage
-> 227

Elite: Ordo Malleus Inquisitor (Banishment, Destroy Demon, Emperors Tarot, Force Weapon, Teleport Homor, Consecrated Scrolls, Sacred Incense, Purity Seals, Bionics)
Ret: Familiar, 3x Hierophant, 2x Mystic, 3x Sage
-> 227

Troops: Inquisitorial Stormtroopers (6), Veteran (Bionics, Digital Weapons, Teleport Homer, Mastercrafted Close Combat Weapon, Mastercrafted Lasgun, Auspex, Meltabombs)
-> 140

Troops: Inquisitorial Stormtroopers (6), Veteran (Bionics, Digital Weapons, Teleport Homer, Mastercrafted Close Combat Weapon, Mastercrafted Lasgun, Auspex, Meltabombs)
-> 140

Troops: Inquisitorial Stormtroopers (6), Veteran (Bionics, Digital Weapons, Teleport Homer, Mastercrafted Close Combat Weapon, Mastercrafted Lasgun, Auspex, Meltabombs)
-> 140

Troops: Inquisitorial Stormtroopers (6), Veteran (Bionics, Digital Weapons, Teleport Homer, Mastercrafted Close Combat Weapon, Mastercrafted Lasgun, Auspex, Meltabombs)
-> 140

TOTAL: 1499


... and just like that 120 Storm Guardians sound like a good idea.

[PUFNSTUF]

ha ha ha inq list ftl...

[djkest]

Here's a good one. (or bad) Small, expensive units, lots of upgrades, no transports.

Oh course, Ron wins, but this might be pretty bad...
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Chaos Sorc, Wings, Mark of Tz, Familiar, Doombolt, Wind of Chaos, Bolt of Change, Plasma Pistol, Melta Bombs, Personal Icon
[245]

Demon Prince, Mark of Nurgle, Gift of Chaos [160]

8 Possessed, Champion, Icon of Tz [258]

Dreadnaught, Extra Armor, Twin Linked Lascannon, Multi-Melta [150]

5 CSM, Champion, Power Fist, Plasma Pistol, Melta Bombs, Icon of Nurgle, Plasma Gun [200]

5 Berserkers, Champion, Power Fist, 3 Plasma Pistols, Melta Bombs, Personal Icon [200]

5 Raptors, Champion, Power Fist, Plasma Pistol, 2 Plasma Guns, Icon of Nurgle [248]

Predator, Twin Linked Lascannon, Lascannon Sponsons, Demonic Possession, Dozer Blade, Pintle Mounted Havoc Launcher [190]

~~1500

[honersstodnt]

space marine style...


Chapter master (aux grenade launcher, digital weapons, hellfire rounds, melta bombs, terminator armor, dual thunder hammers ) 240 points

Librarian epistolary in terminator armor with melta bombs and stormshield. 195 points

2 squads of 5 scouts with bolters 75 points each

10 man vanguard squad, all with 2x thunder hammers, and jump packs. 910 points

[ForlornAmour]

I'm using a wargear glitch in Codex: IG, but I think it's pretty weak. Two doctrines used, but they're obvious. Model count: 26.

HQ: 1348

Heroic Senior Officer (MC Powerfist, MC P.Pistol, Macharian Cross, Refractor Field, Trademark Item, Medallion Crimson, Meltabombs, Bionics) = 200
4 Veterans (MC P.Pistol,MC Stormbolter, Carapace, Medallion Crimson) = 204
Psyker (Honorific Imperialis, MC Force Weapon, Bionics, Meltabombs) = 87
Priest (MC Eviscerator, Holy Relic, Meltabombs) = 115
5 Independant Commissars (MC Powerfist, Macharian Cross, Medallion Crimson) = 600
Chimera Transport (H.Flamer,H.Killer,TrackGuards,EA,ImprovedComms,RT M,Pintle H.Stubber) = 142

TROOP: 152

Vet Sarge (MC PW) = 36
4 Grenadiers = 40

Vet Sarge (MC PW) = 36
4 Grenadiers = 40

[ace2666]

space marine style...


Chapter master (aux grenade launcher, digital weapons, hellfire rounds, melta bombs, terminator armor, dual thunder hammers ) 240 points

Librarian epistolary in terminator armor with melta bombs and stormshield. 195 points

2 squads of 5 scouts with bolters 75 points each

10 man vanguard squad, all with 2x thunder hammers, and jump packs. 910 points

this.

and.....

....an army with "90+ models" and can't hold objectives.

HQ:
Tyrant; enhanced senses, 2x scything talons, flesh hooks,
105
3 tyrant guard
135

total: 240

Troops:
10 Ripper swarm;enhanced senses.
10 Ripper swarm;enhanced senses.
10 Ripper swarm;enhanced senses.
10 Ripper swarm;enhanced senses.
10 Ripper swarm;enhanced senses.
10 Ripper swarm;enhanced senses.

total: 660

Fast attack:
10 Ripper swarm; wings
10 Ripper swarm; wings
10 Ripper swarm; wings

total: 600

Grand total: 1500

[scythes]

Dang, I was gonna make a nids list, well, I'll make one anyway....

HQ: Warriors x 9 (558) AG, AG, Bio-P, EC, FH, Leap, TS, RC, ST.

HQ: Warriors x 9 (558) AG, AG, Bio-P, EC, FH, Leap, TS, RC, ST.

Troops: Ripper Swarm x 10 (100)

Troops: Ripper Swarm x 10 (100)

Troops: Ripper Swarm x 10 (100)

Troops: Ripper Swarm x 8 (80)

Hmmm, I was going to go with more warriors, but those guys add up fast.

[Baragash]

List

Dracon with Combat Drugs and Webway Portal (approx 150 points IIRC).

Whatever the hell you want deployed in the Portal.

Total: 1,500.

Tactics

The Dracon runs around with appropriately xenophobic sandwich boards to taunt the enemy whilst taking 6 drugs a turn......

Addendum

I can't remember if models on Skyboards are prohibited from carrying Portals. If not throw a Skyboard in so the Dracon becomes Jump Infantry and can suicide himself on Dangerous Terrain tests just in case he keeps rolling all 6 different numbers.......

I win? :twisted:

[Enigmacookie]

Salamanders. 1500 pts:
Forgefather Vulkan He'Stan [190 pts]

Terminator Assault Squad [200 pts]
5 * Terminators, all w/ Thunder Hammers

Vanguard Veteran Squad [775 pts]
10 * marines, all w/ TH, SS & Jump Packs

Marine Squad [170 pts]
10 * Marines, 1 MM, 1 Flamer

Marine Squad [170 pts]
10 * Marines, 1 MM, 1 Flamer

Total 1505

Built on good intentions, but will inevitably lose.
I would love to play with this army, though :D

edit: Baragash Wins ;)

[Mozric]

I dunno, I'm more impressed with the lists that are complete, just really badly chosen.
The DE webway and CSM daemon lists are too easy.

It is ridiculous how weak you can make Daemonhunter lists though...

EDIT: Ah, EC, that's the sort of list that's cool. Looks kinda like a real list, just on second glance a pretty terrible idea. Although I think it's possible to win with that one if your termies get lucky.

[yWizePapaSmurfy]

3 LR DH got 3rd Place at Baltimore GT. :eek:

[Doohicky]

Are you sure Daemons need an Icon to appear? I am almost sure the icon just stops them from scattering.

Oh, and playing to use like with the Dracon isn't what was asked. Anyone can lose by playing to lose. I assume after building the list you would have to play as well as possible to win.

A good one would be (Not doing points here, just a rough idea)

4 Heralds

6 squads of Nurglings.

Lots of other minimum sized squads.

You have ZERO scoring units, and with lots of min squads you will be giving away a loty of kill points aswell.

[Pox]

Are you sure Daemons need an Icon to appear? I am almost sure the icon just stops them from scattering.

Oh, and playing to use like with the Dracon isn't what was asked. Anyone can lose by playing to lose. I assume after building the list you would have to play as well as possible to win.

A good one would be (Not doing points here, just a rough idea)

4 Heralds

6 squads of Nurglings.

Lots of other minimum sized squads.

You have ZERO scoring units, and with lots of min squads you will be giving away a loty of kill points aswell.

change one of them heralds to epidemus and suddenly the enemy is laughing as lot less (unless it is mechanised of course)

by list o doom.

HQ - weirdboy warphead

Troops:
30 grots +3 runthers *6 = 900 points of low LD, useless fodder.

points = 1000

(though that is 199 models :eek: )

[Doohicky]

Very true Pox, but they still have no scoring units, meaning a win is next to impossible in an objective based game.

[I-BS]

It is ridiculous how weak you can make Daemonhunter lists though...

Only thing that makes that DH army so ridiculous weak is that you can equip 100 pts (mostly useless) wargear on every inquisitor, followed by 35 useless psi and another 50 or so useless retinue.
Heh, but no matter how hard you try... with that DH force you will not win any battle ever. Even that tyranids with ripper swarms or that CSM list would easily win... by total annihilation of the DH force. The whole army can barely take on a single csm squad.