FFaWAY

As most of us are aware, valentines day is coming up, and I for one want a date. So, I thought, 'hey, ff, you should compile a list of all viable women available to you.' As you can imagine, any person who might think that does not have a very large list. Anyways, here it goes.

First, we have M1. Attractive, small, kinda slutty, outgoing, and kinda slutty. Unfortunately, she is taken by a not boyfriend who guards his sex craving, AND attractive not-girlfriend from other men. Not even up for a threesome, no matter how much she begs.

Then, S1. Very attractive, tall, sexy as fuck, but not interested in me. So...

Next, there is M2. Mutual attraction, smart, good looking. Borderline alcoholic and lives 45 minutes away. Potential hook up, but low potential stable relationship.

There is also J1, but taken by guy who has a habit of breaking faces. So this guy will pass.

Finally, E1. Sister of face breaker, small, very good looking, good friendship, and low potential hookup. But, amazing drinking buddy and running partner. High potential drinking partner, as is local, if she doesn't get a date.

These happen to be the highest potentials among known acquaintances. I'm tempted to try my luck at the bars, but I have low expectations for that. And by that, I mean my expectations are too high. Surrounded by beautiful women, and have been too introvert to care until I'm horny/lonely. Anyways. Thanks for listening.