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    If You Were All-Powerful

    This thread is dedicated to the age old question of 'What would you do if you were all powerful"?

    So, what would you do?

    'We are the necrontyr. We are legion. We claim dominion of this world... Surrender and die.'
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    I'd freeze over all of the deserts just to watch humans spend the next few years figuring out what happened.

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    None of us would be having this conversation.

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    Originally Posted by Architech View Post
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    Keep this in mind and proceed.

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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    Prob fuck about, call random people by their full names as I walked past, maybe stop and go 'hey you're the guy who did *Insert embarressing thing that happened to them while alone here* that was a good one!'

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    What makes you think I'm not already?

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    I would resurrect Terry Pratchett, Jim Henson, and Douglas Adams. I would make Black library release more Caiphas Cain novels and make GW reveal the secrets of the two missing Legions. I would rewrite Star Wars Episodes One, Two, Three, and Seven and restore the Expanded Universe. I would create more seasons of Firefly and the Teen Titans and cancel Teen Titans Go. MTV would actually play music.

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    Originally Posted by DrakonTheNightLord View Post
    Keep this in mind and proceed.
    This thread isn't intended to be religious in any sense other than the best word for all powerful being is 'god' (these the lower case usage).

    'We are the necrontyr. We are legion. We claim dominion of this world... Surrender and die.'
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    I know, but you have to cover your bases if you don't want a shitshow

    Unless... you're into that kind of thing..



    ON TOPIC: I'd leave the world as it is, maybe use my powers to fix things that are broken / things I break. Power and responsibility and all that.


    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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    Originally Posted by Sneggy View Post
    What makes you think I'm not already?
    Because I'm still here?


    I'd make putting pineapple one pizza a crime punishable by death.

    Also, some people would suddenly find that there were no longer wearing trousers.

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    Originally Posted by Beeva View Post
    Because I'm still here?
    Perhaps I keep you around to keep me sane. Ha me...ha sane

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    I would put to death anyone who doesn't like pineapple an pizza.

    'We are the necrontyr. We are legion. We claim dominion of this world... Surrender and die.'
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    Readjust all the GPS satellites ever so slightly, cause all nuclear weapons to become non-functional, and every Christmas appear in one random person's house dressed as Santa.

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    Originally Posted by Beeva View Post


    I'd make putting pineapple one pizza a crime punishable by death.
    Hail the wise and glorious leader!

    Originally Posted by nonamewight View Post
    I would put to death anyone who doesn't like pineapple an pizza.
    CLEANSE THE HERETIC WITH FIRE!!

    On a more personal note, skimmed milk, anything less than extra mature cheddar, and Quinoa would become fatal if consumed by humans.

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    Wipe out Humanity and start over again with Hedgehogs as the dominant species.

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    I would have said cats, but to each his own.

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    I'd have the word AWESOME surgically removed from the English language.

    I'm sorry, but am I the only person who's getting sick of hearing that word used in everyday conversations ALL THE TIME?

    You know some people complain about people using the word LIKE when talking because it's so repetitive and grammatically out of context? For me AWESOME is getting just has bad.

    Why not use great, marvelous, brilliant, amazing, fantastic, etc instead.

    There's (apparently) over 170,000 words in the English language, why do people keep having to use the same word over and over again?

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    Anyone using the word "literally" when they mean "figuratively" would literally, be struck by lightning. In the genitals.

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    Instead of awesome we could always go back to "radical, dude", "gnarly", or "righteous".

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